buy penis.com for the reasonable price of 1 million dollars
oh my god, inflation
no context november. figure it out.
facebook users: buy this makeup that i sell
instagram users: try this flat tummy tea
tumblr users:
[Image description: Someone old is sitting on a couch. There are subtitles reading “Children, please send me your bones.”.
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no offense to Socrates and Plato n all of them but I would’ve figured that stuff out too if I was like the 10th person to ever exist
someone is on my blog on their wii that is dedication right there
2013 was a simpler time
i’m like the joker in the sense that i tell jokes sometimes
big mood
things that are enjoyable:
- showers
things that are not enjoyable:
- getting in the shower
- getting out of the shower
